S60 PT #1: Wikipedia Edits
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Raven
Registered Not A Weeb Code: Written Task: Write a fake Wikipedia page for your current or past player, but in the shoes of your biggest hater. What false/nasty things would they write just to feel like a smartass? (150+ words) Ryuuji Kawashima is a so called 'hockey player' from Japan and is a big stupid doo doo head. Despite how much he sucks he has tricked multiple GMs into picking him with their early picks. Being picked 4th overall by the stupid dummy Anaheim Outlaws in the junior draft and 6th overall by the not smart Toronto North Stars in the SHL draft. People describe Kawashima as a precision kind of playermaker who can always find his guy on the ice and assist them. However in reality Kawashima could not even pass to the broad side of a barn and would completely miss it. He also lacks leadership, he always just kinda stands around being all goofy like. Kawashima is bound to bust when he gets called up to the SHL, if he even gets to that point. His team should see howmuch he sucks and just cut him right on the spot. He can play hockey in a garbage bin where he belongs to be. [166 words] Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs! Montreal Impact/Militia
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