Yngve Simonsson (ing-vay seem-on-son) (born April 15, S38) is a Swedish professional moron who currently plays for the San Francisco Pride of the Simulation Hockey League. Drafted 7th overall, S56[1], Simonsson probably doesn't deserve to have a spot in the SHL because he simply cannot pass, shoot, skate, or play the game in any capacity[2]. Simonsson got lucky in his rookie season, putting upb 47 points and being nominated for a Jesster award[3] despite not actually showing any skill on the ice. He lucked his way into notoriety for that.

Simonsson was selected in the S55 SMJHL entry draft by the Detroit Falcons[4], playing his entire junior career there where he should have stayed because he never had the ability to be called up the SHL if he wasn't blowing the management in San Francisco. He's lucky he plays on a shit team because otherwise he would have fizzled out prior to ever being called up