“LETTER TO ZAKKIRA DIPOROV”


Dear SHL world, Zakkira Diporov is a garbage of a player and he will never amount to anything. He switched to a sniper and still can not score goals. The player we know as the “BIG RUSSIAN” of old. Is not a thing and will never be a thing. It never caught on when you tried to tell the league you are Zakkira BIG RUSSIAN Diporov… We have watched you grow from a 6th round pick to a second in the DRAFTS…. But you are not worth being a second round pick now. I am proud to say you would not go in the second round if we did a redraft of your class. You would have to go to the 5th round or undrafted. You are no good goal scorer. You used to hit good, now you can not even do that good. This letter I am writing to you because I want you to see how big of a disappointment you are to this team and the rest of the SHL. 


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