S60 PT #1: Wikipedia Edits
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J.J. James Jamerson Angler is a absolute amateur who can only look good when his team is doing all the work. Give him the puck and he will lose it straight away.
One of the things almost nobody knows, J.J. James Jamerson is not even his real name. He is Called Joe Poopface Angler. Poopface comes from a family of Football players. Poopface still couldn't get trained in Football to even catch a single ball, thats why the family decided that he should give hockey a try. He couldn't score anything in his college years and in his rookie years he only scored goals when the puck would bounce of his stick completely by accident. The only reason why he made it this far into the SHL is because his parents are rich and basically bought his way into the league. Without his parents Poopface would be a complete waste of oxigen consuming material. He should not be in the SHL and we can only hope that the Head Office of the SHL will kick him out soon because his performance is nothing short of absolute garbage. |
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