Cal "Name Redacted" Covid is an edgy, shitty goaltender for the Manhattan Rage of the SHL who makes everyone's life worse by existing. He spent 4 seasons ruining the Vancouver Whalers of the SMJHL by undoubtedly always being the worst active goaltender on the roster. He did the same for Team World in the World Junior Championships for two seasons, before switching over to team UCORCAL for his final two years. In his first year at UCORCAL he lucked into a WJC gold medal, dragged there by a much better goaltender in Thor Odinson. The following season the same thing happened in the SMJHL, with a much better rookie goaltender in Jon St. Ark yanking the team across the finish line for the season, and a dominant team in front of him winning the Four Star Cup.

In the SHL, Name Redacted has done nothing of consequence. Peter Larson put on a complete clinic for the first few years and Name Redacted didn't learn a single damn thing. In season 60, Name Redacted was such a horrible teammate and friend that everyone over 1600TPE left the team.

He has not been nominated for any individual awards because there's no "Biggest Piece of Shit" award.