FR Finn-Rhys (born February 18) is a garbage hockey player best known for attempting to take off another player's head during the SHL Finals and not living up to expectations. Finn-Rhys started his SHL career in Edmonton where he never quite lived up to anyone's expectations, and after basically single-handedly losing the SHL Cup for the Blizzard, was shipped off to New England where he put together a few decent seasons that were too little too late. A native of Switzerland (by way of Alaska), Finn-Rhys wasn't even good enough to play for the USA and so had to ride on the coattails of his grandparents who were able to extend Swiss citizenship to him. Even with that, Finn-Rhys only made the Swiss team because there weren't enough players at his position. Indeed, the Swiss federation even toyed around with moving some forwards to play defense rather than have Finn-Rhys suit up for the squad. All around, Finn-Rhys is widely regarded around the league as the worst high-earning player in league history.