Jonas Kahnwald is a German hockey player hailing from Leipzig (more like lamezig) Germany. He started his career off with the Newfoundland Berserkers and this is where he was carried, quite literally carried as a soaking wet rookie to his first ever championship. Somehow he was nominated for the rookie of the year award after being carried by probably the most stacked Newfoundland team the J has ever seen. Did I mention this boy was carried? Luckily he lost the rookie vote in a landslide to an actual good rookie in Rock Strongo. Kuntwald also won the Quilha Agante award that I originally thought was given to the best dman in the SMJHL but must have been recently changed to be given to the biggest bitch in the J. The vote wasn't even close. Had it still been a defenceman award it would definitely have gone to Jasper Maximov that season. Now Kahnwimp plays for the LA Panthers and has been dragging them down to first round playoff exits ever since. May the lord have mercy on their souls.