Leonids Balzams is the worst hockey player on the planet. Like seriously, he probably holds the record for worst plus minus in the league. This dude is named Balzams. Honestly, it makes sense considering how awful he is at hockey. He is such a cap anchor that New England is too stubborn to get rid of him just so they do not have to admit they made a mistake. Drafting him was arguable the worst decision this front office has made since its inception, and they were called the Hardfort Hydras at one point. He is so unentertaining to watch, that wherever a hockey fan sees him play, the stop watching the sport all together. There is currently a hockey rehabilitation program for fans that have witnessed him play, funded by the SHL itself. The league is trying to get rid of him to save their sport, but he is just a cockroach who just seems to slip away unscathed.