Narboza Manyhands

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Narboza Manyhands /'men e handz/; born fourth rotation of darkside 411 is a Sardangian SHL player who despite having a massive physical advantage over all other human beings, has struggled to actually excel at the sport of ice hockey. Not only has his performance on the ice been less than exceptional given his inherent advantages, but his selection of neurological upgrades appear haphazard and ill-planned, leading to a less than remarkable career thus far in the league.

There are rumours that perhaps the Sardangian is just a human pretending to be a Sardangian, but some have resisted this theory with suggestions that no human would be able to pretend to be that inept for so long.

Career:

Mediocre. We have stopped trying to keep track.

Personal Life:

Does he even have one? All he talks about is his stupid research and training.

Legacy:

LOL.