Jukka Timonen is a Finnish right defenseman playing in the simulation hockey league. He is most known for constantly living in the shadow of his Swedish defensive counterpart in his draft class, Magnus Liljeström @roastpuff. Not only was he drafted multiple places behind Liljeström in both the SMJHL and SHL entry drafts, but he's also notorious for losing public scoring bets between the two every single season. Perhaps his most famous play is hitting the post with 30 seconds left in a tie game during the playoffs, just for the opposing team to collect the ensuing rebound and take it down the ice to score the game winning goal. Conspiracy theorists have studied Timonen's career as the closest science-based evidence we have of real jinxes, as the Rage - coming off a Challenge Cup victory - have not win a single playoff series since drafting him, and his former Juniors team the NL Berserkers won the Four Star Cup the second they got rid of him as well.