Dogwood Maple is an American hockey player who consistently underperforms relative to his skill level. After being a first round pick for the Maine Timber, Maple failed to advance passed the second round of the playoffs and constantly caught L's as a member of the Timber. Dogwood's best contribution to the entire Maine franchise lies off the court, in fact. With such a scant resume for accomplishments, goals, and assists, his greatest achievement was coming up the horrendous Maine Timber jingle that is constantly posted in the game streams. Dogwood was also selected in the first round by the Hamilton Steelhawks and has posted a paltry 5.0% shooting percentage so far during his time in Hamilton. While the Steelhawks had high hopes for their young first round pick, it looks like Maple could be on the trade block soon if his bad playing style that plagued the Timber continues. In his spare time, he enjoys walking on the beach, listening to music, and doing everything he can but improving his hockey skills. While some general managers have mentioned Maple's name when it comes to all-time busts, that belief is only widespread in the league and not universal.

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