Michael Scarn is a complete loser failure idiot of a branch manager in Seattle. Michael Scarn ran away from the paper industry at the age of 48 to pursue a career in iced hockey. What a loser. Only the weak willed give up on their lifelong career, and that is exactly what Michael Scarn did. Michael Scarn went on to play for several teams in the Simulation Hockey League, including the Winnipeg Jets, the Buffalo Stampede, the Hamilton Steelhawks, and the Seattle Argonauts. Each of these teams had success in spite of Michael Scarn's presence, who undoubtedly did a terrible job managing each of these branches which don't even sell paper. Michael Scarn is much much worse than the capable, smart, alpha male, dominant, insatiable manager Dwight Schrute who is the manager of the most powerful branch, located out of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Now that is a real branch manager to admire.
[S46] Michael Scarn - F - Philadelphia Forge Drafted #17 Overall Season 45 Draft by Colorado Raptors Drafted #27 Overall Season 46 Draft by Winnipeg Jets TPE: 1500 | Lifetime TPE: 2122 | Peak TPE: 2057 ============================================================ Career Highlights: 5x SHL Challenge Cup (S55, S56, S58, S61, S63) 2x SHL All-Star 1st Team (S57, S58) 2x SHL All-Star 3rd Team (S55, S56) 1x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S57) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S57) 1x IIHF Silver Medal (S53) 2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S49, S54) ============================================================ SHL Regular Season: SHL S47 (WPG): 50 GP, 15 G, 11 A, 26 P, +/-: +3, 24 Hits SHL S48 (WPG): 50 GP, 08 G, 15 A, 23 P, +/-: +2, 24 Hits SHL S49 (WPG): 50 GP, 11 G, 13 A, 24 P, +/-: -9, 33 Hits SHL S50 (BUF): 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, +/-: +4, 68 Hits SHL S51 (BUF): 50 GP, 15 G, 15 A, 30 P, +/-: +1, 7 Hits SHL S52 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 25 A, 45 P, +/-: +3, 8 Hits SHL S53 (BUF): 50 GP, 19 G, 34 A, 53 P, +/-: +11, 157 Hits SHL S54 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 38 A, 58 P, +/-: +32, 107 Hits SHL S55 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 40 A, 60 P, +/-: +34, 123 Hits SHL S56 (HAM): 50 GP, 13 G, 42 A, 55 P, +/-: +37, 124 Hits SHL S57 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 57 A, 93 P, +/-: +54, 129 Hits SHL S58 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 45 A, 81 P, +/-: +11, 141 Hits SHL S59 (SEA): 66 GP, 18 G, 41 A, 59 P, +/-: +17, 142 Hits SHL S60 (SEA/HAM): 64 GP, 23 G, 39 A, 62 P, +/-: -7, 112 Hits SHL S61 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 33 A, 60 P, +/-: +45, 112 Hits SHL S62 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 43 A, 70 P, +/-: +41, 95 Hits SHL S63 (HAM): 66 GP, 24 G, 32 A, 56 P, +/-: +43, 82 Hits SHL S64 (PHI): 66 GP, 23 G, 31 A, 54 P, +/-: +29, 79 Hits Career: 1026 GP, 367 G, 566 A, 933 P, +/-: +351, 1567 Hits ============================================================ Trophy Case/Achievements: S44 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S46 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S48 SHL Cole Reinhart Trophy, Winnipeg Jets S49 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S52 SHL Nomination for Aiden Richard Trophy - Most Improved Player S53 IIHF Silver Medal, Team Czechia S54 SHL Nomination for Jeff Dar Trophy - Best Two-Way Forward S54 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S55 SHL Challenge Cup, Buffalo Stampede S55 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S56 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S56 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S57 SHL All-Star 1st Team S57 SHL Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - Most Points S57 SHL Sarmad Khan Trophy - MVP Voted by Players S58 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S58 SHL All-Star 1st Team S61 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S63 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks ============================================================ Transactions: S46 Signed 1 YR / $5.5M contract with Winnipeg Jets S46 Traded to Halifax Raiders from Colorado Raptors S47 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Winnipeg Jets S48 Signed 3 YR / $18M extension with Winnipeg Jets S50 Traded to Buffalo Stampede from Winnipeg Jets S50 Signed 5 YR / $30M extension with Buffalo Stampede S55 Opted out of 1 YR / $6.0M mutual option with Buffalo Stampede S55 Signed 1 YR / $8.0M extension with Buffalo Stampede S56 Signed 1 YR / $9.5M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S57 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S58 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S59 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks from Seattle Argonauts S61 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S62 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S63 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S64 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Philadelphia Forge ============================================================ Playoff Statistics: SHL S48 (WPG): 19 GP, 6 G, 8 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 SHL S49 (WPG): 5 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, +/-: -1 SHL S50 (BUF): 6 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 P, +/-: +3 SHL S51 (BUF): 8 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, +/-: +5 SHL S52 (BUF): 15 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +/-: -1 SHL S53 (BUF): 4 GP, 0 G, 3 A, 3 P, +/-: -1 SHL S54 (BUF): 13 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S55 (BUF): 17 GP, 6 G, 7 A, 13 P, +/-: +6 SHL S56 (HAM): 18 GP, 6 G, 13 A, 19 P, +/-: +7 SHL S57 (HAM): 14 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: 0 SHL S58 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 17 A, 23 P, +/-: -4 SHL S59 (SEA): 10 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, +/-: -2 SHL S60 (HAM): 10 GP, 1 G, 7 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S61 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 15 A, 21 P, +/-: +17 SHL S62 (HAM): 22 GP, 3 G, 11 A, 14 P, +/-: +4 SHL S63 (HAM): 25 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 Career: 224 GP, 64 G, 116 A, 180 P, +/-: +39
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