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LimJahey · 07-01-2021, 09:21 PM

BREAKING NEWS

A crowd gathers around a private tarmac located just outside of Jean Lesgage International Airport. The Russian Hitman, Boris Petrov, was officially banned from further participation in both the SHL, and SMJHL due to his increasing tendency to purposefully try to injure opponents during fights. The head of the SMJHL gets on the podium and begins to speak. "It is truly an unfortunate day, where we have to banish one of our professional athletes from our sport. Player safety is our number one concern, and the lack of compassion and restraint from Boris has left us no choice but to take the extreme measure of kicking him out of the league. We are here also with Canadian officials to help escort Boris on a plane back to his home country. I wish nothing but the best of luck for Boris in his future endeavors." Boris, with both his wrists and ankles restrained, shuffles by the podium and the SMJHL head, before spitting on the ground and muttering a sentence in his native tongue. "Можливо, я не повернусь, але тих, хто заподіяв мені зло, буде покарано." With that, Boris was escorted onto the lone plane, before heading back towards his home country of Russia.

That's it for Boris everyone, the hard hitting, fist fighting goon is finally gone for good. Thanks to @Evok and @Faelax for being amazing GMs and drafting me. Thanks to all my Petrov brothers who kept me interested in the league for the little time I was active. I'm also sorry to the Barracuda's, who I let down for going IA. Goodbye, for now.

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