I have seen various TV shows when someone has gotten their identity stolen and I thought to myself "it must truly suck for that person and I hope that never happens to me." Boy that ever come to bite me back in the ass. The ID thief got ahold of my credit card and managed to go on a ridiculous shopping spree. They purchased luxury brand items that I myself would never have bought and for some reason an absurd amount of pepperoni pizza from various pizza shops. The most outlandish thing the person attempted to buy was a Tony Pepperoni jersey and that made me get an idea as to who this ID thief could possibly be. 

I sent Tony a message asking him if he was up to anything exciting recently and he chuckled and said "just bought some new items recently." That was all I needed and I let Tony knew he stole my identity and that the next time I see him on the ice, he's gonna get a "credit card" delivered to him personally by me. 

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