S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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Bjorn Bjorn had lost his wallet the day before, and was able to cancel all of his cards and get a new ID. He had thought nothing of the situation and believed it to be done with. Bjorn forgot one important thing about identity theft. The internet and passwords. Bjorn rushed to his computer in the morning to find that the theft had logged onto his most valuable asset. His crypto currency was all messed up! Bjorn had specifically invested $69,420 into dogecoin at 6.9 cents! He was planning on keeping it forever. The thief had sold it all and put the money into REAL stocks. Bjorn Bjorn was super unhappy. He was ashamed that he had lost his diamond hands and that he would not be GOING TO THE MOON with everyone else. In a moment of fury Bjorn mortgaged his house, sold his car, and even sold his favorite lizard. He invested it all into dogecoin to show the identity theft whose boss.
Bjorn subsequently lost all his money on the dips. ![]() ![]() |
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