Oh my god, what a season. First someone edited my wiki page to tell horrible things about me (which might be even true, who knows :shock, then the first ever product I promoted had to be recalled. That not enough, I was announced dead last week, for whatever reason. You think I can't just pass out when doing heavy drinking, weaklings who think I die of some crap like that. 
But what happened to me now is even worse. Some troll or whatever stole my identity. I can't use my credit card anymore and it seems like a lot of other data doesn't match with myself or my history. Crap!
Already called the police, but that's some major issue that's not easy to handle. It wouldn't be that bad, but without my credit card I can't enjoy my prefered hobby, of ordering random stuff from teleshopping after trying to sober up after a night where they announced your death. Worst part about it is, that this douchebag who stole my identity just posts random positivity stuff on my social media accounts. Keep going, Hang in there, my timeline is full of that crap. Someone should have told me that it's not the best idea to use password as your password. To be honest I thought about changing it, but I always forget how far to count when using 12345. Stop after 4? Go all the way to 6? Well, guess I have to bite into the sour apple now and take that burden.