S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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Before I address the hurtful comments the infamous hacker TomalakDaStarDestroya posted on my twitter account, I must once again reiterate my profound respect for the Vulcan people. Vulcan logic is the bedrock that moors the United Federation of Planets to its core values of freedom and sentient rights. We would be adrift in the Universe without Vulcan influence and guidance. Now, to the tweets in question:
07/10/2021 @ 12:31 AM: “Vulcans are just cuck Romulans.” 07/10/2021 @ 12:35 AM: “Can you imagine what it must be like to live on a planet populated entirely by debate pedants? I bet those pointy eared freaks never shut up about anything!” 07/10/2021 @ 12:41 AM: “The Vulcan death grip is the Aikido of interstellar martial arts. It can only work on the most hapless of dupes.” Awaking to a steady stream of angry replies, I stared at my phone in horror the next morning, pleading my innocence while cursing the incorrigible and dastardly Tomalak. I have regained control of my twitter account. Moreover, I have assured the Timber brass that I will never allow a reoccurrence of such an embarrassing incident. To reiterate, I have nothing but the utmost respect for the Vulcan and their contributions to the United Federation of Planets. A word of advice: never use your luggage code as your twitter password. ![]() |
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