Gerry Atrick can barely remember his login info half the time, the other half of the time, he remembers it and announces it out loud, regardless of who is around.
public places, like the library are definitely his worst place to commit this mistake.
His identity was stolen by a 12 yr old, a 27 yr old, and his wife. the 12 year old decided to spend all his SHL money on fortnite skins, roblox creators club and skins (like seventy dollars to be a dragon) and a literal monkey, which was shipped to gerrys address 'cause the kids a moron, now gerry has a monkey which he forgets about half the time.
the 27 year old buys all the girls shots at the club and still goes home with his hand. all his hard earned cash is also spent by the 27 year old on oldschool runescape and world of warcraft memberships that he never uses, so why even steal his info in the first place? who knows.
His wife uses it to pay for all her meals with her secret lover, which isn't really a secret, just gerry always forgets who that is.

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