S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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TomHanks
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Obviously the most embarrassing thing to Jakob Hamr would be to appear weak or inferior in a physical confrontation to someone else. So, the clear plot by whoever has stolen my identity would be to start a bar fight and then absolutely beef it. I mean rush in there willy nilly with the most telegraphed punches imaginable and then hit the deck the second the other person lands a single strike across the jaw. For good measure, I bet they’d make it against someone small and obviously feeble. It would be damn near impossible for Jakob’s reputation to handle the security footage of such an event. Fortunately, as we all know, Jakob’s fighting style begins with a quick jab with his non dominant left hand which causes his opponent to be off balance, at which point the strong right hook will connect. Anyone else impersonating Jakob will open up with the signature right hook, thus exposing the fact that it is an imposter.
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