S60 PT #4: Identity Theft
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juke
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It was truly a shock for Jukka Timonen to wake up to the news that someone had stolen his identity, considering even jukka himself doesn't even want this identity. So it was quite a surprise that someone would willingly choose to become him. The fake social media posts that were made didn't bother him since he never posted online much anyways, so the erroneous tweets about how he was the best defenseman in the SHL and deserved individual accolades - while simultaneously calling other players out - didn't reach that big of an audience. The stolen finances were a bit more of a hassle to deal with. Luckily for timonen, there was not too much damage to his bank account considering he's never been worth more than the salary minimum in his career, so there wasn't too much to steal compared to some of his better SHL counterparts. However, the culprit did more damage to pride than finances, because he used the stolen bank account information to buy instructional videos on how to improve slapshot accuracy as well as reduce turnovers via stronger skating. It is suspected that it was actually an inside job, with Corey Kennedy remaining the prime suspect after being frustrated at his recent decline this season, which he blames entirely on Timonen as his new defensive partner.
Sigs: Thanks JNH, Lime, Carpy, and ckroyal92
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