Well, if Leon's identity was stolen, it certainly would be a bit of a problem. Leon recently realized that hockey may not be the most sustainable source of income in his life, so he decided to take up a part time job as an accountant. While it's busy work, and perhaps duller than hockey, it is some nice pocket change coming in. With that though, he's been able to save up quite a nice chunk of change so having his identity stolen would be an issue.

Perhaps the first thing that Leon would do is freeze his credit card and try to change as many passwords and PINs as possible. Report the activity to his bank and whatever other sources he may need to report it to. When he'd call upon his fellow Zerkers to find the thief's location, take their hockey sticks and jeeps, and then go beat the shit out of the perpetrator.