Jimmy Larkin-Conway was reviewing his credit card statement when it became obvious that someone had stolen his identity!! The worst part was that whoever had been using his credit was using it to do things that Jimmy himself would've loved to do. For example, the criminal was taking ballroom dancing lessons every Thursday night at the local college, and cooking 101 on Sunday afternoons as well. The culprit also made some very unusual purchases, such as having an extravagant bouquet of flowers sent to Jimmy's girlfriend, having lunch delivered to Jimmy's apartment, and paying the balance on Jimmy's cellphone bill. Jimmy searched his mind for any hint of who might be behind this, and he imagined it must have been someone very close to him because of the information the thief clearly had about Jimmy's location and loved ones. The truth is that Jimmy just got really baked, and completely forgot about ordering food and flowers, plus he'd registered for those classes months ago but attending had just slipped his mind somehow. Surely he'll realize that he's the villain he's chasing after.