To Samat Beibitzhanov, it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. While he was young for a person, he was now an extremely old toad (his whole career being longer than the lifespan of most toads, even the long lived cane toad). "Where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely," thought Samat. Luckily, he is a family guy, known as a person who cares deeply for the welfare of his numerous still human siblings and other relatives, making sure that they still have the ability to live happy lives, sending a portion of his earnings, which have been relatively meager. At a recent meeting, one of his family members expressed that they were lucky to have a man who positively can do all the things that make them laugh and cry despite his warty, amphibian state and that he was still a valued member of the family. "he's a family guy" they all said in in unison. And then they all watched tv and drank at the reunion.