My family reunion was more than a nightmare for me. It was something more like H-E-double hockey sticks. I was burned and seared by cool cousins from the moment I stepped in the halls. My hot jock uncles sprayed extra-sour super blue razz yogurt directly into my face as soon as that first double tender Angus beef burger hit the grill! Something was terribly wrong, but I was too busy getting stripped down to my underwear and dunked head first into every single toilet in a 5 mile radius to even stop and think. Welcome to my family reunion, and boy is it EVER a world of hurt.
All of my family are money grubbing husks for human beings! The entire family formed a lineup, leading to me (who is obviously eating blue razz yogurt). Just a line up of various family members asking me for money and yell when I say no! UGH get me back to Philadelphia!