mitchell van der heijden thought very carefully about which pill he would take. then the mvp realised that his one weakness would be remedied by taking the pill: his speed. van der heijden was always a middle of the pack skater, and adding blazing speed to his game would make him unstoppable. he can easily see himself playing better defense, as he'll be able to backcheck with ease, as well as score more goals as he can be in the right place before anyone else can catch him. his ability to avoid hits will lead to him not having to worry about having cte in the future, and the most important impact it has is on his bowels. van der heijden has notoriously poor bowels and consistently deals with constipation. the pill will make him feel better as he can shit to his heart's content and not worry about consipation. however, van der heijden will have to grow accustomed to sleeping on the toilet