A Maine Timber locker room revamp is a great opportunity for star Centre Jay Cue to put things more to his taste. Not that he complains a lot about not having an Olympic swimming pool or a casino inside the Timber facilities, but still, if we are doing some construction work, why not improve them FOR REAL?

First, Cue needs his own space, so right beside the common locker room, the team will need to save some space for his quiet place. And what does that space have? First, red led lights. You see where i am going with this? Flashing lights, that follow the music playing on the massive speakers he will install there. In every wall around the room, we will have mirrors, floor to ceiling. Are you getting it now? No? The "pièce de resistance" is the pole, right in the middle of the room. Yeah, it is a strip club. Cue needs his strip club before training and/or games. It is either that or a casino, but the casino licenses are harder to get. So he will settle for a strip joint.

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