Prompt 1:

$400 million to upgrade a locker room, hell yea. First off I would like to make sure the locker room is cold at all times. There's nothing worse then coming into a steamy locker room with sweaty goalie gear on and having it sticking to your skin as your peeling it off yourself after a game. So a top-of-the-line AC system would be greatly appreciated. Secondly, Cillian's 'perfect' locker room would also include a small swimming pool. There's nothing like floating in 75 degree water after a tough game to cool off and relax the muscle. If there's swimming pool then there would have to be a hot tub and sauna as well. This would be the perfect 'after game' combination of pool, hot tub and sauna to finish the day off. The only thing Kavanagh craves after time in the sauna is a nice smoothie or juice bar. A professional smoothie/juice bar attendee and staff would be perfect to fully craft the perfect beverage for each individual player following a game. With all that said and done, lastly the perfect locker room would not be complete without an amazing surround sound system equipped with all the hot bangers needed to pump up a team before and after games. I don't think that was quite $400 million, maybe even not $5 mil. 

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