S61 PT#3: Locker Rooms
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Prompt 1: As I'm a man with 400 million dollars to spread amongst two locker rooms, I have a lot of considerations to make. First off, for Carolina I'd like to institute a sex room in honor of Adam Friedland/Bongo. As we are proud of our alumni leadership in Carolina, having the bone room would simply give a solid way for alumni and of-age locker room members to hang, as the add-on to the locker room would be the sex room in name only, and is really just a spot to hang out in the arena ahead of and following practices.
For Edmonton I think the obvious choice is to become more animal friendly in the locker room. There's no reason we can't have a marinara aquarium with a built in beach for Pasta the Turtle, or a built in pasture for Julio to graze on in between periods. Creating a more welcoming environment for animals in Edmonton would be at the top of my list. Expecting everyone to be able to preform at the top of their top of their games in the same conditions is foolish, and gently waterlogging the locker room so that Pasta can safely wade his way onto the ice is sure to be performnce enhancing, and help the Blizzard secure some dubs. |
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