I am doing the first prompt.

Edmonton's franchise easily raised the capital to build a new locker room, but because it's Edmonton, there was huge pushback about respecting tradition and keeping the old locker room intact and having the new players work and live in the same area as the greats like teddy cuddles, cory knouse, brady macintyre, and the tuck brothers. The new locker room would need to fit in an area so that the fans could now walk through where the historic blizzard (and comets) changed their jockstraps. The room is right next to the sewer outlets of the stadium in order to better deal with the wild bowels of the players that took the brown pills. It will be a little loud during the intermissions when hundreds of attending Albertans are constantly flushing, but that will just help keep the roster on alert, and not get lulled by the silence of a soundproof room. Captain JPB brought a tiny iHome to plug his iPod Nano into to play the hottest tracks of 2006 and Olivia Rodrigo.

Other design: it will be all dark wood and doilies. it will look like a hunting lodge decorated by your grandmother. a wood-burning fireplace and taxidermied critters and throw blankets. the logo on the floor is a local artists' version of a woodcut logo, but it has a typo to add to the homely feel.

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my Grammarly says that the above paragraphs have a "formal" feel to them.