That lucky fat son of a bitch sitting around all day doing grape jelly bean (doing prompt 1 if you didn’t guess). Leaving all the design choices for the new Quebec City Shitadelles (get it, because of the prompt?) Locker Room up to me. I have decided that each seat in the Locker Room would take the form of an ancient toilet, basically a hole in the ground with pipes that flow directly into the St Lawrence River, (which I think runs through Quebec?), for every quarter of an hour when the team members need to relieve themselves. Along with this I would also supply each player with double ply toilet rolls under their locker, for the smaller comforts in life, as well as plastering posters of Shane Duffy Jr all across the walls, which hopefully the players wouldn’t use as extra toilet paper, and that would be my final major design change. Shouldn’t be too expensive, except the plumbing, so if a few of those posters could be hand painted by Banksy himself, to round out the 400 million budget, that would be nice