Written Task: Describe how you design your LR and what amenities you include for you and your teammates. Quality of life improvements, crazy bougie shit, or just a normal looking LR, the choice is yours. Definitely need new bathrooms though. You also get to design the opponent LR, do you make it nice, bland, or include death traps to try and throw them off their game? Your budget is... let's say $400 million. I like that number. (150+ words)

Well the Calgary Dragons were already on of the, shall we say, more common bowl destroyers already with their wwll known love of all foods. With some players taking pills that speed up the amount of times that players are defecating, there was a need to upgrade the already rather luxurious restrooms within the Big Parm. First things first, the toilet paper was already the thing of legend with the softness. That is now upgraded to small satin squares along with each toilet now having a bidet attachment to make sure you're nice and clean. After the bidet, you waddle over to the drying station where a robot makes sure all your goods are nice and dry. Oh I forgot to mention, there is a full room service available while you sit on the throne. Want a beer? Ring the attendant. A sandwich? Attendant. Cigar? Attendant. Hooked? Well you get the idea.