Little-known fact but Vasily is actually play classical piano very good and beautiful. Unfortunately no one else on Falcons love chamber music. So Vasily play drums instead and go crazy, like hairy pink Animal Muppet man. Pretend bass drum is St. Louis Scarecrow and hit many times very hard. Goalie Hugh Jass play bass guitar, to surprise of no one, but is also lead singer, to surprise of many people. Dirty Boots and Clem Fandango play guitars and take turns doing sick solos. Yan Dolff ask if he can play keytar, we say OK fine.

Band name is FALCON PUUUNCH! with three letter "U's" and exclamation point. Music style is mostly blues-influenced jazz fusion metalcore. People tell Vasily it is "acquired taste."