1. Wangs (3TPE)

4. A biopic of the career of Friedensreich Hundertwasser so far would contain 5 key scenes.
The first scene is of course of him picking up the phone to blitz, of the St Louis Scarecrows as a free agent upon entering the league.
The second scene would be the draft party with all his fellow St Louis DFAs, getting absolutely tanked up on beer then bearing his name get called 2 rounds earlier than he expected. Celebrations and shenanigans ensue.
The 3rd scene would be getting the team vote for Assistant captain on the scarecrows in his very first season. This came out of the blue and was a very emotional time.
The 4th scene would be of him on the SHL draft day being elated at going one before his rival, Finn von Murphenstein to the Specters.
There would then be a supercut of all of the disappointment in St Louis followed by the 5th and final scene of him taking the ice for NOLA (3TPE)

12. Milestones (1TPE)

13. The small number of teams who make it to the finals in this league has an awful lot to do with the ludicrous amount of time you can keep a player active at a high level of TPE. The regression calculations in this league are a lot softer than others and due to that a team that hits on 5-10 active users in a small number of seasons can stay competitive for seasons to come. Then what is a better way of attracting the best free agents than constantly winning. Someone wanting to ring chase, who are you going to pick? A team who's not been in the big game in over 8 seasons or one who seems to get there every single year.
What's it going to take to knock them off? Great question. A team or 3 will need to Foster an environment where players want to stay throughout there fill career and hit on all draft picks... Like NOLA. (3TPE)

14. Well colour me biased but I believe there is only one team ready to to knock the top 4 down a peg. And that team plays in shocking purple. They call themselves the New Orleans Specters.
Why am I so sure that the Specters will be the next big thing?
We have been drafting like a team possessed. Seriously have you looked at our S58 class? Amidships, Asked Madden, Zayn & Nic are all in the upper echelons of TPE. We have brought back the heart and soul of the team in Slash - who has been helping to run lines and eviscerate the preseason over under for the last few seasons. We've brought in 2 sim league legends in Keygan and Caltroit and have a series of other huge draft picks in The5urreal & AirCrou amongst many other huge picks. The futures bright, the futures purple and we are getting spooky up in this bitch soon. (3TPE)

20. What is this? A crossover episode!!
In the isfl football league I have a (pretty shitty) football playing Defensive End named Raylan Crowder. Crowder has a huge amount of heart and a lot of loyalty but that's about all the good I can come up with.
Crowder has been doomed to mediocrity ever since he sold his soul for a championship coming into the ISFL.
In his move to the hockey rink Crowder mostly looks like he would suit up as some form of enforcer or goon type. Not very balanced hell likely stumble around on the ice hitting anything that moves whether that be his own team mates or his opposition he'll be put on to sort out the shit.
Goal scoring? Never heard of it. Crowder is yet to register a point in the isfl and I can only see that continuing in his foray to the shl meaning no assists either.  (3TPE)