An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Russian, an Italian, a Swede, a Canadian, a Mexican, and a Texan went skydiving together.

The Englishman strapped on his parachute, shouted “Long live the Queen!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Frenchman strapped on his parachute, shouted “Vive la France!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Russian strapped on his parachute, shouted “Za Rodinu!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Italian strapped on his parachute, shouted “Bella ciao!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Swede strapped on his parachute, shouted “Heja Sverige!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Canadian strapped on his parachute, shouted “On guard for thee!” and jumped out of the plane.

The Texan strapped on his parachute, shouted “Remember the Alamo!” and shoved the Mexican out of the plane.

(It’s a history joke.)