Prompt 2

It has been a week, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr.'s level of play has been tremendously disappointing to say the least. As someone in his 2nd year of regression, we knew that his performance will take a hit but it has been worse than anticipated. In 14 games, he has 5 pts, 13 blocks and 5 hits. As someone whose attributes are heavily favored in the defensive aspect of the game, the man should be getting much more hits than that. He has the same amount of hits as points, which is laughable. The man who petrifies everyone with his stare is scared to land a hit. What the heck has happened to such a behemoth of a player. Some rumours say that he is currently going through a divorce as he was caught cheating with another woman. What else did he expect, this dumb overgrown man. For what it's worth, Zlatan Ibrahimovic Jr. better step up his game or else i will need to notify his dad, how much of a coward he has become. He needs to man up and get them testosterone running cuz he has too much estrogen at the moment feeling all emotional and stuff. Something needs to be done and only time will tell