The best fighter on the St. Louis Scarecrows is Ulyana Mironova. I'd like to pair her up with Nancy Pelosi for a quick three rounds inside the rotunda of the United States Capitol building for a good old fashioned cat fight. With a statue of Andrew Jackson looking on, we could look for a "Night at the Museum" moment. Get him riled up and animated and he just might kick both their asses. The man was full of piss and vinegar, especially if anyone dared insult his wife.