Prompt 2

Honestly, the Seattle Argonauts start to the season could be better. A lot better.

Now, believe me, there is a lot to be happy with for Seattle as well. For one, Kriss Darzins is looking like an absolute killer out on the ice. After putting up a career best season, Darzins has refused to release his foot from the gas pedal, as he currently leads the team in points with an impressive 20 in 15 to start out this young campaign, averaging just shy of a goal per game. Our beloved franchise centre Reid Sutherland continues to dazzle as he plays at an over a point per game pace. Rookie Daud Razma is having a quietly good first campaign with the Argonauts.

However, one thing that certainly does need to be addressed sooner rather than later is the lackluster play of Vaseline Podcalzone. The big russian power forward winger has only been able to put up 8 points in 15 games. Sure, it's not a terrible result, but from a player entering his 4th season in the league, you would expect at least a little bit more effort out of Pod.

WC: 192