Quote:Your task: Tell me about a joke you know or have heard, a good prank you've seen, something funny that's happened here or irl. Reminisce about something that made you laugh. Let's get happy.

A man walks into a bar and sees Lyle Odelein III sitting on a stool, sipping away at his beer.

He walks up to the defenseman, grabs him by the collar, spins him around, and says "You're sitting on my stool."
An altercation ensues and LOIII absolutely clobbers him, landing every single punch thrown.

The next day, the same happens. "You're sitting on my stool." Again, Lyle Odelein III tees him up.

On the third day, after the man is left bloodied and bruised, his friend walks up to him and asks "Why are you letting him land so many hits without fighting back?"

To which the man replies "Because I drafted him in fantasy."