I’ll tell you what, after the first week of play, I’m contemplating retirement. I mean Daniel Merica Jr is out there skating with bricks in his fucking skates and stones in his fucking gloves. Did he party a lot in the off season? Can neither confirm nor deny, but his on ice performance is nothing less fucking embarrassing, and the St. Louis Scarecrows are suffering because of it. The Scarecrows, if you haven’t noticed, are a little LIGHT on the offensive front, and their heavily relying on the swag of Daniel Merica Junior to carry most of the weight, and it appears he has shrunk under his pressure. Reports out of STL are that Daniel has quit on his team, once again can’t confirm or or deny these allegations, but if you look like at the fucking stats it’s an easy correlation to make. Merica needs to get his head out of his fucking ass and put pucks in holes.