Mario Abeebehboosedibadibo should be the representative for the Regina Elk in a celebrity boxing match simply for the reason of announcers having to deal with pronouncing that last name of his. In the opposite corner would have to be Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba, Esq. of the Detroit Falcons. As a viewer we get to enjoy these two pummel each other and hear the announcers pummel themselves over pronouncing these mouthfuls. This momentous fight has to take place in Wankdorf.

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