So a Texan goes to hell and the devil sees him relaxing, wearing jeans and drinking lone star. The Devil is angry at this sight "what are you doing?" asks the devil "Do you have any idea how hot it is?" The Texan, between sips of beer, replies "this is nuthin, feels like a nice spring in Texas." The devil decides he needs to turn up the heat, literally. After a few days of this new, hotter hell the devil returns to the Texan and sees him in shorts and a t-shirt, drinking a margarita. Seeing the devil redder and angrier than evr the Texan yells over "this reminds me of summers in Texas!" Now the devil is clever and has a trick up his sleeve. This time he turns the heat all the way down. Now it is freezing, much colder than hell or Texas have ever been. Hell has completely frozen over. So the devil wastes no time and goes to see how the brash Texan handles this. The Texan is excited, shooting his guns in the air and yelling "The Rangers won the world series!"