THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT TWO, THE SECOND PROMPT.

A week of sims in review:

It's been pretty chill. Baltimore Platoon are doing pretty alright as squad - winning games, taking names. My individual play seems to have been going downhill since I came into the league. I need to get back to my roots - Hitting, Stickchecking, Strength. To be the best you've got to beat the best. That's why I'm the champion of eggs (on days when I make dough - and I ain't talking about money - but I am talking about TPE, if you know what I mean; look at me vamp). I wanted to build a classic grinder, someone who flies into the boards and shoves pucks to the front of the net. Or has a booty so big, the goalie can never screen. I wish Big Booty was an attribute.

On a non-sim note, I appreciate the dialogue that's been initiated about meta builds and changes we can make to even out the league. I'm excited to hear what Head Office can come up to quell the tide of Puckhandling, Checking, and Defensive Read.