So I didn't bother to type it out so myself so google translate did most of the work but at least it is better than trying to translate puns.

Two boys from Tampere were playing on the outdoor rink when a sharp-toothed dog appeared on the scene, attacking one of the boys. The other boy, who escaped, returned to help his friend and slammed the dog to death with his hockey stick.

Local news paper became interested in the boy's work and sent a reporter to interview the boy. After the interview was completed, the reporter asked, "Shall I headline that brave Tappara-fan saves his friend?"
The boy replied, "Well, don't care really, but I don't support Tappara."
"What about the fearless Ilves-fan saved his friend's life?"
"Well, I don't care, but I don't support Ilves either," the boy said.
"So what do you support?" the reporter asked. "TPS," said the boy.

The next day's paper read: "A juvenile offender from Turku brutally killed a sweet family dog ​​with a hockey stick"