As a member of team Grizzled Vets, I was at first offended. I didn't even sign up for this tourney - and I'd hardly call myself grizzled or a vet. But hey - the money was good and I was told there were gonna be free pizza dinners after so count me in.

Our first game ended with us facing off against faces like Ryuuji Minamino, Steve Harrington and Mats Marner. These are all guys that have been dominant forces in the league this season and did exactly that in juniors as well. The only thing is - I'm literally their dad. Not only do I know exactly what makes them tick (so it's easier to neutralize them), but I can also just order them to go to their rooms so they have to leave the ice. Hard to be goal per game when you're on timeout isn't it nham? Harrington's a little easier - just mess up his hair and he's guaranteed to have to go spend the next fifteen minutes staring at a mirror fixing it.