THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO THE SECOND PROMPT, PROMPT NUMBER TWO.

Man. Age does not equal wisdom, but a couple old oak trees skated right through us young bucks when the Up-and-Comers met the Hall-of-Famers..

A bloodbath ensued. A certain hall of famer forward (that must be referred to as John Doe Number 5) that formally suited up for the Calgary Dragons had come to the game with a sharpened chicken parmasean (I am high so I'm not sure if I'm making sense, but is that what the Calgary Dragons normally eat? It's not gold, is it? I thought dragons liked gold or chicken parmesean) sandwich (like really pointy ends!) and at first opportunity USED the sharpened sandwich and sliced open a hole in the space-time-conintunuum, releasing different Hall of Famers from different timelines who then put a reeeeeal hurting on us. One of the hall of famers was also in litigation in their timeline, so they can't be named, but they ALSO had a really sharp sandwich. Maybe there was a community class for making them or something?

Anyway. They got called for too many men on the ice, but then the referee started to disappear because I guess his parents didn't have sex as a result of the rip in time-space?? I don't know. Either way. Those hall of famers scored 600 goals on us. We just ate popcorn.