Prompt 1

I would like to start off by thanking you for making a prompt that is inclusive of other species. A small gesture, but one that I really appreciate. I have been tasked with making official what has been an open secret for a long time; the matrimony of @Nhamlet and @. Newfoundland royalty, they have been destined to be together since my inception into this league. In fact, they continue to win trophies together despite juke no longer being an official gm. This is a testament to the league being utterly unable to reconcile these two being separated.

The event is officiated by @Sopath, who begins the events with a dramatic reading of the prologue of Eye of the World. The entire ceremony is to be punctuated by the two men sitting down across from each other and seductively pulling off their shoes and socks. We see a sad puppy and a lemon roll down the aisle towards the betrothed. Tied on a string between them are two diamond-encrusted toe rings. The dog does a magnificent job of presenting the rings, but departs quickly thereafter with his tail between his legs, muttering something about the whole event being "sad" and how he was "too shit, eh"
Juke clutches a ring between his big toe and his pinky toe, and with the pedal dexterity of a rhesus monkey gently places the ring on hams outstretched extremity. They sanctify the bond with the often requested but seldom executed toe lock. The room erupts as Beeg Yoshi grabs the aux and starts playing some chill and lets his Spotify playlist loose upon the congregation.

The food is delightfully catered by @Emeril with @Bfine being found at the end of the buffet table bound and gagged with  "do not feed" sign hung around his neck. He is guarded by the sad dog from earlier whose threats went from "starve and dehydrate Sota" but became considerably darker and violent as he became intoxicated from what appears to be several bottles of ketchup that he had allowed to ferment until it had reached ~30% abv.
@Patty and @Evil_AllBran collaborated to create a commemorative collage of the event, which was mostly sneaky pictures of exposed feet artfully presented in a thought-provoking piece.