Well, first things first just to piss off the teammates when they order Pilk. I serve them Pilk or Pickle milk. It has a lot of essential salts to help with hydration while training and everything being fully functional during the games but best enough, it makes them mad. In addition to the Pickle Milk I serve the defensemen Chocolate Milk to help them bulk up and increase their weight unless they are trying to lose a few pounds here and there. Those who are trying to slim down to increase speed. I serve them Water, but with that water They get Oreos because Oreos dissolve the quickest in Water compared to other liquids. Because if you're trying to be quick your food should also be quick. Those people also get peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches. Except for that one Kid Lambert, he has a peanut allergy. That guy just gets buttered bread on toast.   

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