I'm not sure what pilk is and I'm too afraid to google it or ask in the Atlanta locker room. That said, I would immediately hire out a new chef. Good leaders lead, and great leaders delegate. I'd hire a Michelin chef to be the new team chef and take all the credit when everyone is happy. Every player could custom order whatever type of food they want. If you want pizza, order a pizza. If you want spaghetti, order spaghetti. If you want pilk, well we don't serve that unless you explain what it is. Tacos made out of sandwiches, hamburgers made out of hotdogs, ice cream made out of frozen yogurt. Whatever your heart desires, we will serve. Doesn't need to be healthy either. If you want 13 old fashions served in a fish bowl, you got it. There's enough fruit in those drinks for you to get some sustenance. The only thing we won't serve is duck. So don't even ask or you will be perma-banned.