Prompt 1:

Sven had spent his whole life in Sweden before coming to the SHL, but quickly realized that Swedish dishes are not too easily found in Canada or the US. He'd seen all kinds of travesties: burgers with meat piled up higher than anyone's mouth could possibly open, french fries slathered with cheese and gravy, and worst of all: pilk. Instead of trying to introduce typical Swedish cuisine to the team's diet and running the risk of everyone absolutely hating it, Sven decided to do some research on typical American cuisine so that everyone would be happy with the kitchen change. After flipping through the channels and landing on a very American sounding show called "It's always sunny in Philadelphia", he found the perfect thing to serve to the team: Rum Ham. It didn't really seem to help though...the team was less than energized the next time they hit the ice and ended up dropping a game to Texas by a score of 5-2.