I will absolutely not take any orders; my teammates are about to get stuck with my cooking! For gamedays I will prepare some sushi, this is the only dish where they will have input. I plan on making them whatever roll they desire, in order to get them zoned in for the game. For the rest of the week there will be a combination of pasta, salmon, chicken and curry. If someone does not like my food, then they will sadly have to be traded to Manhattan. That punishment isn’t even strong enough for the crime of refusing my food.
Naturally the best food will go to the captains and my linemate. But Scoochie is getting poisoned for sure, dude can barely save a puck and deserves to go through a bad time. Hell, maybe the poison helps him play better. As he starts getting shutouts and playing better, I will lessen the poison and feed him his favorite meals.